"ive put off doing my bio paper for 3 hours by trying so desperately to find out if my bio tutor is married but he doesnt have any social networks"
"i once found my waiter from a san antonio restaurant. creep on creeping on"
"ugh hes married"
"my friend studied with a married man all last semester. hed ignore his wife's calls when they were together. dont give up. creep up the good work"