"ive finally figured out the twitter rage. we're all cool college kids always hanging out with people. facebook is to hard to keep up with for the social butterfly on the go (except for the expert stalker i am of course). sending in a quick tweet is so convenient."
"youre right. after we get real jobs and stuff we'll be back on facebook. we'll be that lame uncle aunt mom or dad that always comments and you wish you could delete as a friend"